I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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