Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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