i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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