there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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