Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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