come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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