i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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