I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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