im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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