if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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