I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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