i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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