You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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