Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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