I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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