making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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