I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
A+ Viking dick
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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