Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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