i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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