i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
not ubering you a puppy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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