Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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