he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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