were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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