Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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