I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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