why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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