who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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