you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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