I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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