i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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