Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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