butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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