Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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