i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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