It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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