If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
