Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
