So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
