I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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