So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Randomize
