its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
