yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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