He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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