I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Im just a social blackout drinker.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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