Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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