I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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