Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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