areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
