I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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