I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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