I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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