You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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