Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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