I can't watch pbs sober anymore
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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