Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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